![]() ![]() Q: What do you call a charismatic banana? A: A banana smoothie! Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? A: Slippers! Q: What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? A: Your teeth! Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split? A: Cut it in half. Q: Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon? A: Because she had split ends. Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because he couldn’t find a date. Q: Why was the banana so upset? A: Someone mistook him for a plantain! Q: You need to be extra nice to bananas, you know why? A: You don’t want to hurt their peelings. “I am going bananas!” That’s what I say to my bananas before I leave the house. Q: How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs? A: They hold on to the banana-ister. Q: Why were the apple and the orange all alone? A: Because the banana split Q: Why do bananas use sun cream? A: Because they peel easily ![]() Q: Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? A: He was going as a banana! Q: Why did the banana wear sunscreen? A: He didn’t want to peel! Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital? A: He was peeling really bad. Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn’t peeling well. Q: Why aren’t bananas ever lonely? A: Because they come in bunches! Q: When do you know a banana wants to dance? A: When you see a banana shake! Q: What’s the difference between elephants and bananas? A: Bananas are yellow. Q: What’s invisible and smells of bananas? A: Monkey breath! Q: What type of key opens a banana? A: A mon-key! Q: What’s invisible and smells like bananas? A: A fart of a monkey. Q: What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite? A: Banana cream pie. Q: What key spends most of it’s time in the tree eating bananas? A: A monkey! Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? A: Anything you want… he can’t hear you! Q: What do you call a banana that likes to dance? A: A banana shake! Grab your set now! There are over 50+ pages of jokes included! This is a digital download, so it is easy! Just download, print, and enjoy! Grab these fun joke cards for them to laugh at all the time! These make great lunch box jokes, joke card series, bedtime laughs, and more! They’ll love memorizing them and telling them over and over again! For more yummy, kid-friendly jokes, check out our cupcake jokes for kids and our donut jokes for kids! Do your kids love jokes? Our banana jokes for kids are clean and family-friendly! You won’t need to worry about an awkward slip-up when your kids repeat them. If you love to tell funny jokes, you won’t be able to resist these ap-peel-ing banana jokes for kids! They are perfect for when you are monkeying around with family and friends! You’ll feel like the top banana as you share them and make everyone laugh and laugh! Your whole family will go bananas for these hilarious banana jokes for kids! They are clean and appropriate for the whole family, so grab these jokes today for some side-splitting laughs! ![]()
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